I always thought i was really into drawing wars at the time but as it turns out I was more into secret agents and bank robberies. okay, I LOVED drawing bank robberies. and secret agent missions. and guns. also i used to like draw these really kickass stickmen pointing two guns either side of them and shooting 2 other guys in the head. Although I do remember drawing a few wars. I always drew killers and robberies with masks, typically clown masks or smiley masks. I def gotta start drawing like that again. a lot of the drawings i made when i was like 8-11 had lost that edginess and I was just trying to make everything like big nate. I was obsessed with big nate. now, howevere that i have stopped caring about big nate, I'm back to making those edgy violent drawings, but they still lost the charm of the stickman drawings I used to make. rather than an action-packed army of masked robbers in action and the police shutting them down, it's just a guy killing zombies in a graveyard or a reptillian serial killer murdering people in the most horrific ways I could think of. I gotta get back to drawing the masked killers and the hostages and the cops fighting them. those were the days. and my mom would never get me a game console so i would draw games on 3x4 cards. I don't have any anymore, but i made one last night for like the first in 5 years. it was a adaption of "killed", a fictional movie I made up for 2 drawings: the first shows a lot, and I mean a LOT of people going to see the movie and the second was people in the theater watching the movie. (I drew like 40 people all going to see the movie. Must've been like a Steven Spielberg movie starring Keanu reeves and chuck norris or something) I created so many characters. Big poly, a superhero with a very strange body (he looked like pac-man eating a pellet with a face) was the first character I ever created when i was like 4. He wasn't as edgy as...say... the dark lord, but he was awesome. Also, I wanna try and turn "Killed" into a fully fleshed-out story. looking back, the first examples of characters i made falling off was Pill-a-boy, easily the most boring character I ever made. He was a magician who wore kind of like a superhero mask. His sidekick, Mask, was pretty cool tho! he was basically a sentient superhero mask. Pink Panther and Big Nate were the main thing influencing my stories and characters, and it sucks how much they lost their cool factor. and the magnaman, who was very vaugley remincesnet of the good ol days of my edgier drawings simply cuz of that one comic where he told pill-a-boy to kill himself. however, I love his design. it was somewhat inspired the batman: the brave and the bold, i remember checking out the comics from the liabray and the way batmans hands were drawn i found really cool and magnaman (I used to spell it "Magne man") got hands like that. again, like pill-a-boy, he was designed like a superhero but wasnt one. Rock Hunter was the first real edgy character I made in a while, he is a muscualar solider who fights zombies. I was maybe 11 or 12 when i created him, so he's pretty recent compared to say the dark lord, who must be like 6 years old now. ( just realised that I have only maade 3 real edgy characters whow erent just some disposable agent stickmen: The dark lord (He is now called "malifus"), Rock hunter, and then greg shackleford (a reptillian serial killer who kills is gruesome unimaginable ways) ) Greg is the most recent one, being only about 2 month old or so, hes also the edgiest, being just a flatout serial killer.

ah, after a long day hard at work on schoolwork, nothin' beats relaxing, and enjoying some good ol' FUCKIN DOOM! HELL YEAH! RIP AND TEAR! I WILL SLAUGHTER ALL THOSE UNHOLY BASTARDS WITH MY BIG FUCKING GUN

This is "The Tell-Tale Heart" By Edgar Allen Poe:

True! — nervous — very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses — not destroyed — not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell. How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily — how calmly I can tell you the whole story... It all began one morning when I was in the middle of a demon-summoning ritual when I received a strange knock on my door. I ignored it, as I needed to focus, but then the knock grew more and more persistent, getting to the point where I just couldn't take it anymore. I grabbed my shotguns, loaded and cocked it, and headed for the door, ready to kill whoever was interrupting me. When I opened the door, I saw an odd man, standing on my porch with all black on, a black cloak, and a black hood, concealing his true identity from me, it is possible that he had a rather unpleasant face, or that he had ill-intent for me. In his arms, he cradled a wooden box. "Salutations, sir.", he said in a deep, somewhat sinister voice. "I would like to inquire as to if you would be interested in this.". He handed me the box, I was flummoxed as to what the devil it was. I reached out and looked at the box. This is what he interrupted me for? "This is not just any box.", Said the man. "This box contains the tell-tale heart." I gazed at him, perplexed.

"The tell-tale heart?"

"Yes, it is the heart of Agathodaemon, the god of fortune. Whenever something bad is coming, it beats. Great way to prepare yourself for what's to come."

I glared at him, still puzzled about what he was talking about. For you see, I do not believe in this mumbo-jumbo, supernatural stuff. I only believe true facts that are grounded in the real world. "

Chapter III of The Last Laugh is out now!

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I have just been listening to the We're Alive audio drama on Spotify and I think it's pretty good. The action, story, and characters are all really cool, and it's the first audio drama I have ever listened to. I'm currently on chapter two, part 2 of 3

I just saw the first episode of Stranger Things and it was really good. Jus a really exciting show. I can see why it's so popular

I am currently working on coloring my reptillian drawing as well as making a new one. (the reptillian's name is Greg btw) also through making this drawing I learned that Vermillion is the best color for drawing blood

It seemed like disney+ removed the treehouse of horror collection for a while but they FINALLY brought it back!

TBH, I didn't "grow up" with madness combat like a lot of kids did. I was more into games at that time and my mom would go INSANE if she caught me watching Madness Combat, I found out about it later and you know what? I love it! Cheshyre totally KILLS that soundtrack! He beats it up and uses a stop sign to impale it to a marshmallow! and it's really cool to see how the blood effects have evolved over time too. I grew up with killer bean as I kid, which I also still love