people who skip over the story and characters and stuff in slashers so they can get to the gory stuff are almost as bad as the killers in the movie

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to give my opinion without spoiling it, it's basically Little Nemo, but a horror film. good stuff tho. one of the character's death scenes was crazy, man. I love it. Wes Craven was a genius, man. You deserve to rest in peace for all you did for us horror fans

this is first sprite for the fighting game I'm making in turbowarp. he seemed a little bare bones at first (he's just supposed to be a test run character but still) so made him possesed

on EBAY a DoYaThing vinyl costs a lot of money, and I mean a LOT of money, which makes sense because it's pretty rare, right? like, it obscure. but that doesn't excuse the fact that it is 5,000. dollars. FIVE. THOUSAND. DOLLARS. and it doesn't even work; it's not a working vinyl it's just a replica. so basically they're charing 5,000 dollars for a plastic disk. it's a gorillaz frisbee! you could buy a working 3D printer and make your own for less money! no, better yet you could buy THE REAL VINYL for less money (its like 2-3 hundred dollars)

Basically, I just told ChatGPT to make a Peppa pig episode and here's what it came up with:

Synopsis: After Peppa’s shocking realization about the consequences of eating pork, her family spirals into obsession and madness, leading them down a dark path where they struggle with their desires, blurring the lines between love and consumption.

Synopsis: After Peppa’s shocking realization about the consequences of eating pork, her family spirals into obsession and madness, leading them down a dark path where they are consumed by their cravings. In the end, Peppa herself succumbs to the madness she once tried to resist.

Plot:

On a seemingly ordinary day, Peppa and her family visit Mr. Snizzle's butcher shop, eager to see how pork sausages are made. The air is filled with the inviting aroma of cooking meat, and Mr. Snizzle explains the process enthusiastically while Peppa and her family laugh and joke together.

However, during a moment of serendipity, Peppa spots a small, innocent piglet outside, playfully frolicking in the sun. Suddenly, Peppa is struck by a chilling realization. “Is this sausage made from… pigs like him?” she gasps, her heart sinking. The joyful laughter around her fades as visions of her happy moments with pigs flash before her eyes, and despair sets in.

“I can’t eat this,” she whispers, tears filling her eyes, but her family remains oblivious, caught up in their enjoyment of the meal.

Over the following days, Peppa’s family becomes increasingly obsessed with pork, their cheerful dinners transforming into grotesque feasts. Mummy Pig, attempting to comfort Peppa, finds herself fixated on the deliciousness of the sausages. “But they’re just so good, Peppa!” she insists, savoring each bite while Peppa watches in horror.

Daddy Pig grows more eccentric, hoarding cuts of meat and obsessively planning increasingly intricate pork-based meals. As the tantalizing aroma fills the house, Peppa feels more isolated, her family drifting further into a darkness she cannot understand.

One evening, while preparing an elaborate pork roast for dinner, Mummy Pig accidentally slices her finger on the sharp edge of a knife. A small drop of blood oozes from the cut, falling onto the plate in front of her, mingling grotesquely with the gravy. Peppa's heart races at the sight, the moment feeling symbolic of their descent into madness. “I’m fine!” Mummy Pig declares distractedly, her focus remaining on the feast.

In the days that follow, the atmosphere around the dinner table grows more unsettling. Laughter morphs into chaotic, desperate cackling as her family digs into their meals, seemingly unaware of the shadows creeping in around them. Peppa can only watch in horror as Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig, and even little George slip further away, their eyes glazing over with an insatiable hunger.

Surreal visions haunt Peppa: images of her family transformed, laughing maniacally as they devour their food. The ghostly echo of their laughter fills the air while the line between love and consumption blurs. Each meal solidifies their transformation, a dark spell woven through their obsession.

Desperate to pull her family back, Peppa prepares a vibrant feast of colorful vegetables and grains, hoping to remind them of happier times. But when she presents her dishes, her family merely glances at them dismissively, their eyes wild and unfocused. “We want more pork!” they chant, their voices a horrifying chorus ringing in her ears.

With each passing meal, the sense of dread escalates. Peppa notices how her family begins to act erratically, their laughter mingling with manic cravings. She watches helplessly as Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig quarrel over the last piece of pork, their love replaced by ravenous hunger. George, innocent as ever, caves into their chaotic frenzy, fully engrossed in the madness around him.

Finally, one fateful evening, Peppa is drawn into their chaotic fervor during an especially grotesque feast. The aroma of roasted pork envelops her, intoxicating and overwhelming. As her family devours their meals with mindless abandon, Peppa feels a strange longing stirring within her. The blood from Mummy Pig's earlier cut lingers in her memory, and the sight of her family's wild eyes becomes almost hypnotic.

In a moment of weakness, Peppa gives in to the madness, picking up a fork as the scent engulfs her. She dives headfirst into the feast, feeling the chaotic energy of her family surging through her. The bonds of love that once anchored her now dissolve, replaced by a frenzied desire to consume alongside them.

As she irreversibly succumbs to the madness, Peppa’s laughter joins the cacophony at the dinner table. The darkness that claimed her family envelops her fully, and the once cheerful echoes of joy dissolve into the eerie sounds of gluttony and insanity.

my new little mixtape thingy is out now on Bandcamp if you want to listen to it. https://xwolv.bandcamp.com/album/mixlab

so i don't really agree with my OG list anymore so here's an updated one:

1. Demon Days (Gorillaz, 2005) (as always, forever goated)
2. Plastic Beach (Gorillaz, 2010) (I love how this album is made)
3. The Now Now (Gorillaz, 2018) (Underrated, beautiful, goated masterpiece)
4. Song Machine, Season one: Strange TImez (Gorillaz, 2020) (lotta Gorillaz here)
5. The Slim Shady LP (Eminem, 1999) (I love the flows and storytelling)
6. Woman (Justice, 2016)
7. Madvilliany (Madvillian, 2004)
8. Homework (Daft Punk, 1997)
9. Discovery (Daft Punk, 2001) (Back to the Daft Punk here IG)
10. Mortal Kombat: The Album (The Immortals, 1994) (why was this in the number one spot at first...)

last night, I finally listened to The Slim Shady LP, and I gotta say, I loved it. Shady's flippant attitude toward how messed up the stuff he does is just hilarious, and the flows and beats are just incredible, and I love the storytelling and unique style

sorry for the terrible lighting