The Lurking Legend of Mr.Giggles

A dark tale of sweet revenge

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Once, there was an orphan boy named Joe. He had no friends and everyone bullied him at the orphanage. One day, Joe decided that he wanted revenge. He went down to the costume closet at the orphanage and pulled out a really, really scary-looking clown costume. "This is sure to get' em," he thought. Putting it on, he started feeling dizzy, and collapsed. The tumultuous thump was heard all across the orphanage. "It's coming from the costume closet!" shouted a hall monitor. "Hopefully, someone did not put on the cursed clown suit of Mr. Giggles!" . The monitor was scared and ran to the closet. When she was about halfway there, Joe woke up and saw a pair of a enormous clown's feet standing in front of him. Attempting to stand, Joe looked up and saw the clown's face. "Hello" the clown said with an eerie smile. "I'm Mister Giggles. What's your name?" "I-I'm Joe" stuttered Joe nervously. "So" said Mr. Giggles "I heard you wanted to get revenge on the kids here. " Joe's eyes gleamed with excitement "YES!" he said. "I will GET them!" "Ok" the clown said. I'll play them" . Mr. Giggles and Joe left the closet. Shortly after, some kids from the orphanage came over to them and said, "go away!" Suddenly ,Mr. Giggles pulled a knife out his pocket. The hall monitor came running from dow the hall and shouted "NO!". Mr giggles chopped the heads off of the the bullies, the monitor, and joe.

TBH, I'm actually not that embarassed by this story.

if you like a girl, it’s important that when you first meet her to be subtle to keep the situation from being akward. here's good way to greet her:

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i have a trunk full of teddy bears. I'm putting them on corners so that people know they're dead.

for my first victim, im gonna sneak into their house and install wall everywhere, making them stub their toe to death

next victim, I'll tell them that jiffy peanut butter doesn't exist, which means that I wont even have to kill them! that murder will commit itself if you know what I mean!

my third victim will be a bit more...GRUESOME! , I will make them taste fruitcake, which is sure to make them puke their guts out with how nasty it is. LITERALLY.

for my 4th victims, however, I'll need your help with. I wanna kill this snobby billionaire by putting legos all over his million-day mansion. I'll need a billion legos.

Also, I plan to going on a spree of going to orphans and "renuniting them with their parents", if you catch my drift. oh how I love seeing their cute little bloody insides!

(guys, I was just joking, y'all I'm just a kid and I'm not into that stuff yet.)

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Yeah, I tend to be very forgetful and leave my paper masterpieces all over the house (I'm getting better at keeping up lol), and my mom tends to throw them out, and she has thrown out a lot of my weapons and just about all of my planes, but she can't throw out all my ninja stars because I have too many!

Yeah, I know the lighting in my room is very shitty.

Okay, BIG TIME SPOILERS for sleepaway camp 1 and 2, so if you haven't seen them, I strongly recommend watching them. (please only read on once you've seen the movies)

review in 3...

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so, going into sleepaway camp, I was expecting a campy B-slasher with terrible writing and acting, but what I actually got, it blew my damn mind. It honestly did. so first off, how can I talk about Sleepaway Camp without talking about the plot twist at the end? What even is there to say that hasn't already been said? It's insane. Though tbh I had already assumed that Angela would be the killer and that she would be secretly a boy, and the reason I assumed is this 1)Mystery movies always go for having the killer be totally unexpected, and a quiet girl who is extremely shy like that, yeah, it seemed clear to me because I'm a genius and 2)the scene with Meg picking on Angela over never showering at the same time of the other girls. Just seemed a little obvious to me from there. Still, I loved being right lol. Honestly, I think making the main villain a complete mystery in the first one and then making it clear in the rest was a very clever idea, too. And Angela is just such a terrifying killer, I mean, in other slashers, like Halloween or Nightmare On Elm Street, the killer is clearly evil from their appearance and mannerisms, but with angela, she just seems like such a nice, strict, but nice Camp Counselor, and her just murdering people without a single care about what she's doing just makes her all the more horrifying. In a way she's almost like jigsaw with her twisted morals. Amazing. Also, it's so cool how she doesn't just use a knife or a drill or something like that. she switches it up. she sometimes killss with a drill, or with a guitar string, she's creative with her kills, and that's terrifying.

people who skip over the story and characters and stuff in slashers so they can get to the gory stuff are almost as bad as the killers in the movie

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to give my opinion without spoiling it, it's basically Little Nemo, but a horror film. good stuff tho. one of the character's death scenes was crazy, man. I love it. Wes Craven was a genius, man. You deserve to rest in peace for all you did for us horror fans