i have a trunk full of teddy bears. I'm putting them on corners so that people know they're dead.

for my first victim, im gonna sneak into their house and install wall everywhere, making them stub their toe to death

next victim, I'll tell them that jiffy peanut butter doesn't exist, which means that I wont even have to kill them! that murder will commit itself if you know what I mean!

my third victim will be a bit more...GRUESOME! , I will make them taste fruitcake, which is sure to make them puke their guts out with how nasty it is. LITERALLY.

for my 4th victims, however, I'll need your help with. I wanna kill this snobby billionaire by putting legos all over his million-day mansion. I'll need a billion legos.

Also, I plan to going on a spree of going to orphans and "renuniting them with their parents", if you catch my drift. oh how I love seeing their cute little bloody insides!

(guys, I was just joking, y'all I'm just a kid and I'm not into that stuff yet.)