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Akiiso
A Death Grips fan was hired to teach at a daycare. On his first day, the children asked him how the alphabet goes and he said: "It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE"

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Take your head back! With Blueragard

Posted by Akiiso - December 9th, 2024


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